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goropancakechi
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waterfall

can we make a blog called bad waterfall ideas where we suggest awful additions? ill go first:

  • your post operates like youtube videos, and tells you if you did as well as the last post, and rates it 1-10. you cant turn it off.
  • tags blacklisted block every account that posts under it.
waterfall
  • the blogs are no longer called blogs, but boats. boats used to ride the waterfall.
  • group blogs become a thing. anyone can join and post whatever they want, and the original creator cannot remove them. they can also rename the blog- oh sorry, BOAT, to anything they want
  • waterfall gains a hexcode color option for the background of the site. only one person can change it at a time. you have to buy the option. it is applied to everyone's dashboards.
  • thell announces that everyone on the site must come up with a rantsona in order to not be immediately banned

thoughts

-replace the background of every post with an animated GIF of a waterfall (stretched to fit the post). for ambiance


intrepid-inkweaver
  • Everytime you come on the site, an extremely loud recording of Niagara Falls plays.

goropancakechi
  • Everytime you recieve an ask, an extremely loud splash sound plays, like something was thrown off a waterfall (optional toggle: add a goofy scream)
  • Everytime you reblog a post, the 'loading' screen gets replaced with a giant, badly stretched gif of a waterfall or a wave wooshing over the screen
  • All emotes are water related. All of them. Even the fire ones.
  • Replace the rules and ToS texts with trivia about waterfalls. In multiple languages.
  • Everytime you click on any link on the site, have random useless trivia about water and waterfalls appear in an obnoxiously formatted pop-up, i.e "Did u know? Water is wet"


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-replace the background of every post with an animated GIF of a waterfall (stretched to fit the post). for ambiance


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i know a horrible idea and that's public blacklists and blocklists.


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im sorry WHAT???


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"tags blacklisted block every account that posts under it"


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